Terms

These terms are operated by Sundry Works Ltd, a New Zealand company.

The short version

EyeRoll HQ gives you jokes and speech material to use in real situations. Use them. That's what they're for. Don't resell the generator's output as your own product, and don't scrape the joke libraries wholesale: read them, use them, share a link.

The generator

Output is generated from a template system based on what you type in. It's meant to be affectionate; if a line ever reads otherwise, that's a bug, not the intent. Tell us via the contact page.

Purchases

Speech templates (and printable packs, once they ship) are digital goods, delivered immediately on purchase, downloadable straight away from your account page. If a template isn't what you expected, email the contact page within 14 days of purchase for a full refund, no questions asked. Refunds are processed back to your original payment method.

What you can rely on

We keep the free generator free. We won't blur or gate its output later and call it the same product.

Governed by the laws of New Zealand. Last updated: pending launch.